Any man, woman, or gender non-specific Generation-X/Millennial remembers seeking out porn on a dial-up connection. “The Black Box.” Not the indestructible vibranium forged device that survives the gnarliest of plane crashes. The Black Box was my laptop. A thick black square-ish porn projector that adorned my kitchen table once everyone in the house went to sleep. It was the closest place to a phone jack, this is why thirteen years old me had to defile my kitchen.

Denzel Washington in Flight. He knew about the black box.

The reason for the article? Possibly gleaned by the title? Is conventional porn gay? Have we been show porn the wrong way our whole lives? We’re dropping the political correctness, this “self-partnered” bullshit, you’re single. Call it fucking single. I digress. So traditional usage of the words of “gay” and “straight” shall be used. Don’t over-complicate this.

Here we go.

You punch in your favorite pornographic website. Mine happens to be pornhub(not sponsored, but open to it, Pornhub 😉 ) A twenty-something tanned thoroughbred with luscious blonde hair, neatly groomed and fitted with medical-grade gravity-defying boobs. She’s twisted like a pretzel, taking a thirteen-inch rock hard appendage from the not as successful Hemsworth brother. Now, to me, the penis was always just a stand-in. Irrelevant. A proxy penis. It’s not about the penis! What other option did I have?!

Watching this is okay?

Julie Andrews laid the groundwork for the “Trans Movement” with her stunning performance in Victor Victoria. Followed by Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire. That was the “Silver Screen.” What about the “Pink Screen?” 

The culmination of my writing and your reading climaxes here. Is Man on Woman porn gay compared to Trans on Woman? Or gayer? More gay? Is watching a dude that, in every way (except for the small detail of the giant penis), looks like a woman, not less homosexual than watching a dude that looks like a dude have intercourse with a woman?

It’s an honest and open-ended question. One I leave up to you, the reader, to answer. Either one works for me. Which one would God be more inclined to not send me to hell for?

Published by tamanollahi

Writer at thelastindividual.com come check us out!

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